Read a scary book instead! Here are 13 classics listed by Goodreads.
Then, of course, there’s always Psycho-Tropics.
Some classify Psycho-Tropics in the “horror” genre, although it’s not, or at least not intended to be. It’s a mystery thriller, a love story even.
On the other hand, Psycho-Tropics does feature graveyards, embalming techniques, and cheerful psychopath Jaxon Kempler.
If you’re looking for a chill up the spine or a laugh in the dark, check out Psycho-Tropics. Meanwhile, “Have an ‘above-average’ Halloween! Haaahaaahaaa.” (Sorry, Kempler slipped that in.)